Ask Me: The Musical! May 29th

Please join us on May 29th at Axis Theater for Ask Me: The Musical!
Hosts Cammi Climaco and David Crabb will be JAMMING OUT like a quiet storm for this special night of music and storytelling.
Jack Perry, the handsomest piano player in New York City will be there ass slapping those piano keys.
Good god, what else [...]

Ask Me: Ladies Night Tuesday, April 23rd!

IT’S SO BIG YOU CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW!
Hosts Cammi Climaco and David Crabb are ready to do this!
Cammi has the biggest balls and David has just regular balls but a giant heart!
Who cares!??!! This show is better than the island Wonder Woman came from!
Blaise Allysen Kearsley
Michaela Blei
Ophira Eisenberg
and MORE!!!
Tuesday April 23rd
Axis [...]

Ask Me Holiday Slam December 19th!

We’re baaa-aaack and drowning in Holiday cheer! More importantly, we are bringing you another open-mic story slam on Wednesday, December 19th at Happy Ending Lounge in Chinatown.
No theme.
No admission.
No drink minimum.
No pants.
Okay, okay… PLEASE wear pants, sparkly ones. But tops are optional. Actually, just wear as much pants as you can.
Come tell your 6 minute [...]

Ask Me: Fall Slam Nov 9th

You Guys!
Come and put your name in the sack (haha we said “sack”) on Friday November 9th to tell your 6 minute story.
Special Featured Guests:
KEVIN ALLISON (Risk!) and ANNA ROISMAN!

NO THEME!
FREE ENTRY!
WARM, DRY and LIT BY ELECTRIC LIGHTS!!!
SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
Happy Ending Lounge
302 Broome Street
New York, NY

Ask Me: Broke October 24th

This recession is f-ing killing us.
This month Cammi and David are pleased to present Ask Me: Broke.
We know what it’s like to be broke.
Why, just the other day David borrowed twenty dollars off Cammi because the ATM was “broken.” Everyone knows it only accepts cards that have “money” in the “account.” Anyways, [...]

Summer Slam August 30th

On August 30th we present our first Summer Slam!
7:00 pm
Le Poisson Rouge
158 Bleecker Street New York, NY 10012
For the first time, we are hosting a Slam! We’re so excited we’ve been taking turns telling each other how excited we are.
It’s getting weird.
Come, put your name in a hat and tell a six minute [...]

Ask Me: Party! Wednesday August 1

There’s nothing Cammi and David love more than a party. Nothing. NOTHING!
Especially when it’s THEIR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!
That’s right you guys, we are finally old enough to eat cake, take pills and drink 32 oz. adult cocktails! Even Bloomberg couldn’t stop this party from happening.
Our special party guests are:
Sara Benincasa, Comedian, author of Agorafabulous
Britt [...]

Ask Me: Elegance-June 21st

This month we are finally going to take baths, comb our hair and put on our best clothes.
Because that is how the other half live!
Come to the show and learn a lesson in “Sophistication” by seeing Cammi try desperately not to use curse words and David kind of try not to talk about bodily [...]

Ask Me: Zoo May 9th

This Zoo show is going to be a ridiculous.
This month we get in touch with our Spirit Animals– David has chosen Satan and Cammi has chosen a Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
AND THEN
We’ll be drinking Mad Dog 20 20 and discussing NYC pet size relative to what kind of porn you watch, zoo ethics- which [...]

Ask Me: PORNO! April 4th

On Wednesday April 4th, David and Cammi are all sexxxxxed up and are ready for their money shot!
After getting rejected from porno auditions for years because they didn’t seem “believable” as porn stars, they decided to take matters into their own hands and put together a show dirtier than Brazilian Fart Porn.
It’s going to [...]