Ask Me: IV — June 12th!

It’s out fourth year!
Cammi and David are breathless with anticipation for our first show of the year! Sure, it’s touted as a monthly show. Sure, it’s June. We’ve been busy!
Cammi has been carbo loading as a sympathy eater for everyone training for the marathon.
David had been teaching his dog Charlie how to nap in [...]

Ask Me: All I Want for Christmas Is…

It’s soooo close to the holidays!
Uugh! We are writing extensive lists of gifts we want this holiday. Just twenty or thirty gorgeous things that will better our lives. I (Cammi) want a new vacuum cleaner. One that will take away debris, cellulite and negative feelings about marriage. And David wants a robot dog to [...]

Ask Me: Freakin Weekend November 2nd

We are so excited to be a part of the 2nd Annual Gotham Storytelling Festival!
Weekends are usually reserved for waiting in line at brunch and getting real angry OR not leaving the apartment for two straight days and ordering Seamless.
But not this one!
Guests:
Kambri Crews
Christian Finnegan
Kate Greathead
Mark Sam Rosenthal
Saturday, November 2nd
10:30 p.m.
Under St. [...]

Be Back Soon! Like, Real Soon.

While we are working on our next show, be sure to listen to our podcast!
It’s on itunes!
You don’t know what itunes is? Geez. Get it together you guys.
Here’s the feed:
feed://www.askmestories.com/podcast/askme_firsts.xml

Ask Me: Hey Sexy

David and Cammi are so f-ing excited! Ask Me is going to be at the bar Happy Ending in the Lower East Side on July 31st!
You know how they love their sexy stuff? Well there’s a whole show about it!
Guests:
Caitlin Brodnick, Host, Shut Up! An All Female Storytelling Show
Tara Clancy, Storyteller, Moth Grandslam Winner
William Mullin, [...]

Ask Me: ?! July 2nd

For Pride Week, David is watching a marathon of Drag Race (no different from any other week) and Cammi is meditating on the writing of Oscar Wilde and wearing a pink scarf.
We’ll reveal the theme for the show at the show, but, know that it’s going to be great! If you like gays! And [...]

Ask Me: The Musical! May 29th

Please join us on May 29th at Axis Theater for Ask Me: The Musical!
Hosts Cammi Climaco and David Crabb will be JAMMING OUT like a quiet storm for this special night of music and storytelling.
Jack Perry, the handsomest piano player in New York City will be there ass slapping those piano keys.
Good god, what else [...]

Ask Me: Ladies Night Tuesday, April 23rd!

IT’S SO BIG YOU CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW!
Hosts Cammi Climaco and David Crabb are ready to do this!
Cammi has the biggest balls and David has just regular balls but a giant heart!
Who cares!??!! This show is better than the island Wonder Woman came from!
Blaise Allysen Kearsley
Michaela Blei
Ophira Eisenberg
and MORE!!!
Tuesday April 23rd
Axis [...]

Ask Me Holiday Slam December 19th!

We’re baaa-aaack and drowning in Holiday cheer! More importantly, we are bringing you another open-mic story slam on Wednesday, December 19th at Happy Ending Lounge in Chinatown.
No theme.
No admission.
No drink minimum.
No pants.
Okay, okay… PLEASE wear pants, sparkly ones. But tops are optional. Actually, just wear as much pants as you can.
Come tell your 6 minute [...]

Ask Me: Fall Slam Nov 9th

You Guys!
Come and put your name in the sack (haha we said “sack”) on Friday November 9th to tell your 6 minute story.
Special Featured Guests:
KEVIN ALLISON (Risk!) and ANNA ROISMAN!

NO THEME!
FREE ENTRY!
WARM, DRY and LIT BY ELECTRIC LIGHTS!!!
SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
Happy Ending Lounge
302 Broome Street
New York, NY