Ask Me: Zoo May 9th

This Zoo show is going to be a ridiculous.
This month we get in touch with our Spirit Animals– David has chosen Satan and Cammi has chosen a Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
AND THEN
We’ll be drinking Mad Dog 20 20 and discussing NYC pet size relative to what kind of porn you watch, zoo ethics- which animals qualify as part of the 99%, and snake handling (the sexy kind.)
AND THE GUESTS:

JORDAN CARLOS, is on the MTV show “I Just Want My Pants Back,” is Stephen Colbert’s friend “Alan” on the Colbert Report, and has performed on Comedy Centrals “Live at Gotham”

JOE GARDEN, is currently the features editor for The Onion, and has co-written three books; The Dangerous Book For Dogs, The Devious Book For Cats and The New Vampire’s Handbook: A Guide for the
Recently Turned Creature of the Night.

NISSE GREENBERG, is the producer and host of Drawn Out Storytelling and one half of the sketch comedy duo Rachel and the Elf.

LISA KIRCHNER, was once simultaneously the religion editor for a gay and lesbian newspaper, bridal editor for a society rag, & an alt newsweekly dating columnist. She’s performed at The Moth, The Liar Show and produces her own series, The Next Chapter: Readings & Stories.

Doors at 7:30
Show at 8:00

$10 Suggested Donation

And BYOB.
Yes. You can bring malt liquor. It’s your day!

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